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苏明慢慢醒了过来,然后发现自己躺在医院的病床上。他想不起自己是怎么来的,就问道:“护士,我这是怎么了?”

“你刚刚心脏病犯了,在公园里晕倒,是好心人把你送到医院来了。”护士用奇怪的腔调说道。

“心脏病?”苏明很纳闷儿,自己怎么会得心脏病呢?

“你不知道?”护士语气惊讶,但却面色平淡,“刚刚医生给你做了检查,说你是太胖了才得了心脏病,需要长期吃药来稳定病情。”

苏明听了这句话,感觉前途一片黑暗。

“这病能治好吗?”他惊恐地问。

“能是能,但是需要鬼来治。”

“鬼?”

“是啊,最近医院请了一个鬼,可以用阴间的方法治疗人的疾病,而且不留后遗症。”护士一边说一边擦着地板,一刻都不停歇。

苏明被自己的想法吓到了,他乞求护士带他去找那个鬼,他宁愿见鬼也不愿意一辈子带着病。护士同意了,把他带到了一个阴暗的房间里。他看到房间里坐着几个人,应该都是来治病的。

屋子正中央的台子上有一个虚幻的黑影,那应该就是护士所说的鬼了。

第一个人说他的病是脑溢血,那鬼便打开他的天灵盖儿,小心翼翼地拿出他那有血块儿的脑子,放到身旁的一缸液体里,轻轻一冲洗,就给那人安了回去。那人脸色立马红润起来,走了出去。

再接着就是一个高位截肢的男生,鬼把他拎了起来,把腰部以下部位没入那缸液体中。没过多久,那人的双腿竟奇迹般地长出来了。

终于到苏明了,那鬼把他拎了起来,整个浸入那缸不明液体中。就在他感到快要窒息时,那鬼又把他拎了起来,两只手分别捏着他的头和脚,像拧麻花一样用力一拧,很多黄澄澄的油就从他的身体里挤了出来,飘在水面上。

鬼把他放了下来,苏明发觉自己瘦了很多,便开心地跑了出去。可是他刚出门,就看到门外的人都倒了下来。他想张口喊,意识却慢慢模糊了。

几天后,在这家医院的病房里。

“我这病还能治吗?”

“能,但需要鬼来治。”苏明一边对面前的病人这样说,一边擦着地板,一刻都不停歇。

Introduce:Su Ming woke slowly, discover oneself lie on the sickbed of the hospital next. How do he wants not to remove his come, ask: "Nurse, I is this how? " " you just heart disease made, faint in the park, it is good intention person sent a hospital to come you. " the nurse uses strange accent say. "Heart disease? " Su Ming very feel puzzled, how can oneself get heart disease? "Don't you know? " nurse mood is open-eyed, but however complexion is insipid, "Just the doctor made an inspection to you, saying you is too fat just got heart disease, need takes medicine for a long time will stabilize a patient's condition. " Su Ming listened this word, sensory future a darkness. "Can be this disease treated? " he is terrified the ground asks. "Can be can, but need ghost will treat. " " ghost? " " be, the hospital asked a ghost recently, can treat the person's disease with Acheron method, and do not leave sequela. " the nurse says to brushing a floor at the same time at the same time, rest ceaselessly momently. Su Ming is frightened by his idea, his beg nurse takes him to look for that ghost, he auxes would rather absurd also is not willing all one's life to carrying disease. The nurse agreed, take him in a dark room. He sees there are a few people in the room, should treat a disease. There is a visional black picture on the desk of house midpoint, that should be the ghost that nurse place says. The first person says his disease is cerebral haemorrhage, the top of the skull that that ghost opens him, take out him cautiously to have the head of hematic place then, put in a crock of liquid beside, rinse gently, installed to that person go back. That person complexion immediately ruddy rise, went. It is the schoolboy of an exalted amputation then again, ghost carried him rise, the waist mergence of the following place in that crock of liquid. Did not pass how long, the double leg of that person unexpectedly the ground like the miracle grows. Arrive eventually Su Ming, that ghost carried him rise, whole immerge in that crock of unidentified liquid. Feel in him when be about to choke, that ghost carried him again rise, two hands are holding his head and foot respectively, twist forcibly like pigheaded fried dough twist, a lot of glistening oil were squeezed from his body come out, wave to go up in surface. Ghost put him, su Ming him disclosure is a lot of thinner, ran out happily. But he just went out, the person outside seeing the door fell to come down. He thinks dehisce cries, consciousness blurred slowly however. After a few days, in the ward of this hospital. "Can be my this disease still treated? " " can, but need ghost will treat. " Su Ming says so to the patient before at the same time, brushing a floor at the same time, rest ceaselessly momently.

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