故事大全 - 黑段子之治病
“能，但需要鬼来治。”苏明一边对面前的病人这样说，一边擦着地板，一刻都不停歇。Introduce:Su Ming woke slowly, discover oneself lie on the sickbed of the hospital next. How do he wants not to remove his come, ask: "Nurse, I is this how? " " you just heart disease made, faint in the park, it is good intention person sent a hospital to come you. " the nurse uses strange accent say. "Heart disease? " Su Ming very feel puzzled, how can oneself get heart disease? "Don't you know? " nurse mood is open-eyed, but however complexion is insipid, "Just the doctor made an inspection to you, saying you is too fat just got heart disease, need takes medicine for a long time will stabilize a patient's condition. " Su Ming listened this word, sensory future a darkness. "Can be this disease treated? " he is terrified the ground asks. "Can be can, but need ghost will treat. " " ghost? " " be, the hospital asked a ghost recently, can treat the person's disease with Acheron method, and do not leave sequela. " the nurse says to brushing a floor at the same time at the same time, rest ceaselessly momently. Su Ming is frightened by his idea, his beg nurse takes him to look for that ghost, he auxes would rather absurd also is not willing all one's life to carrying disease. The nurse agreed, take him in a dark room. He sees there are a few people in the room, should treat a disease. There is a visional black picture on the desk of house midpoint, that should be the ghost that nurse place says. The first person says his disease is cerebral haemorrhage, the top of the skull that that ghost opens him, take out him cautiously to have the head of hematic place then, put in a crock of liquid beside, rinse gently, installed to that person go back. That person complexion immediately ruddy rise, went. It is the schoolboy of an exalted amputation then again, ghost carried him rise, the waist mergence of the following place in that crock of liquid. Did not pass how long, the double leg of that person unexpectedly the ground like the miracle grows. Arrive eventually Su Ming, that ghost carried him rise, whole immerge in that crock of unidentified liquid. Feel in him when be about to choke, that ghost carried him again rise, two hands are holding his head and foot respectively, twist forcibly like pigheaded fried dough twist, a lot of glistening oil were squeezed from his body come out, wave to go up in surface. Ghost put him, su Ming him disclosure is a lot of thinner, ran out happily. But he just went out, the person outside seeing the door fell to come down. He thinks dehisce cries, consciousness blurred slowly however. After a few days, in the ward of this hospital. "Can be my this disease still treated? " " can, but need ghost will treat. " Su Ming says so to the patient before at the same time, brushing a floor at the same time, rest ceaselessly momently.