长篇鬼故事 - 木勺伏仙捉鬼记

8、恐怖变味了

天色变暗了，天上布满了厚厚的乌云，隐隐有雷声。

姜不了又去了那家福寿店。

他刚进门，雨点就噼里啪啦地落了下来。

店里没开灯，很暗淡。店主正在糊一个纸人，是个童女，身体还没完全合拢，裂着一条黑糊糊的缝儿，里面没有心肝脾肺肾。

白天，那些花圈寿衣骨灰盒之类的东西看上去不那么可怕，光线变暗之后，它们顿时变得叵测起来，透着一股鬼气。

“坐吧。”店主的语气很平静，似乎早就知道他会回来。

姜不了坐下来，左边是牛头，右边是马面。他左右看了看，觉得不吉利，起身坐到了观音菩萨身边。

“玉皇大帝不管用？”店主头也不抬地问。

“对。”

“到底发生了什么事？”

姜不了把事情从头到尾说了一遍。他忽然觉得，眼前这个成天和鬼神打交道的人，可能有办法救他。

店主静静地听着，手上一直在忙活。听完，他沉默了几秒钟，说：“我跟你去看看那个女人。”

“好。”姜不了仿佛抓住了一根救命稻草。

天已经黑了，木勺镇一片漆黑，静极了。

他们不快不慢地走。

姜不了有些担心，因为店主空着手，没带桃木剑，没写符咒，也没准备任何看上去能伏仙抓鬼的东西。

“你怕了？”店主停了下来。

姜不了默认了。

“你怕什么？”

姜不了一时语塞。他不知道自己怕什么。怕鬼？怕雷公电母？

店主又说：“你害怕，是因为你不知道那一男一女是什么，对不对？”

“对。”姜不了立刻说。

店主继续朝前走，一边走一边说：“我入行三十年，从没见过真正的鬼神。我也相信，世上没有那些东西。我卖钟馗，卖玉皇大帝，只是想让大家能有个壮胆的东西，不再疑神疑鬼，不再胡思乱想。”

姜不了若有所思。

到家了。

屋子里没开灯，很黑。那个女人隐在黑暗中，不知道她在干什么。

姜不了打开了灯。

那个女人蹲在电视机前面，双手摸来摸去，可能是在寻找开关。她回头看了一眼姜不了，不动了。

姜不了走过去，帮她打开了电视机。

店主盯着那个女人看了半天，说：“她的精神不太正常，或者，她的智商低于常人。”

姜不了没说什么。

店主又说：“你用电笔试试她。”

姜不了找出电笔，戳了戳那个女人，电笔亮了，又戳了戳那尊泥像，电笔也亮了。

店主的眉头皱了起来。思索片刻，他说：“你把电笔给我。”

姜不了把电笔交给了他。

店主拿着电笔，戳了戳那个女人，电笔亮了，又戳了戳那尊泥像，电笔也亮了。

姜不了说：“我试过很多次了，她身上确实有电。”

店主拿着电笔翻来覆去地看，忽然戳了戳自己。

电笔亮了。

店主说：“电笔坏了。”

那个女人不是电母。

只是电笔坏了。

后来，这件事传了出去。有家电视台听说了，派来几个人，把姜不了的遭遇拍摄出来，在电视台播出了。

那是一档很有名的科普栏目，你或许也看过。

他们还调查了住在水泵房里的那个男人，最后证明他也不是雷公。那个轰隆隆的声音，只是他的鼾声。

恐怖一下子变成了笑话。

只是，没有人笑。

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